i want pizza but im broke what if i just walked into a shop and stole a 12 inch pizza and ran away do u think id get away with it
update: i got away with it
omg no dont reblog this post what if the police find me
hello yes police there’s someone on the internet who stole a pizza and got away with it
r u trying 2 get me put in jail u asshole
(Source: theladyserket)
people always say to me “you’re addicted to tumblr, what would you do if you didn’t have tumblr haha you’d probably die”
no you uncultured swine i’d just read a fucking book or watch endless amounts of television where do you think we get our material
(Source: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey)
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About me
My blog consists of things that make me laugh. I'm still in high school so I have my immature moments. I'm not artistic or trendy so I don't post things like that very often but I am definitely always good for a laugh or a conversation if I'm not feeling to awkward that day.
